Define a Parrothead
Feb 19, 2007 02:19 PM
A man wins a
ticket to a Buffett concert from a local radio
station.
When he gets to the concert he finds out that the seats are terrible.
About an hour into the show he spots an empty seat near the front.
He works his way down there and asks the man in the next seat over, "Is there anyone sitting here?"
"No", replies the man.
"Can you imagine someone having this ticket and not using it?", our hero asked.
"Well, it was for my wife, but she passed on recently."
"Oh, I'm sorry. But couldn't you find a loved one or a relative to take the seat?"
"No," he replies. "They are all at the funeral."
C'Mon, you had to see it coming!!!
When he gets to the concert he finds out that the seats are terrible.
About an hour into the show he spots an empty seat near the front.
He works his way down there and asks the man in the next seat over, "Is there anyone sitting here?"
"No", replies the man.
"Can you imagine someone having this ticket and not using it?", our hero asked.
"Well, it was for my wife, but she passed on recently."
"Oh, I'm sorry. But couldn't you find a loved one or a relative to take the seat?"
"No," he replies. "They are all at the funeral."
C'Mon, you had to see it coming!!!